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Queen Cow's Royal Pasture

Sufficiently insane and sarcastic

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Dhamonsgirl
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Welcome to Queen Cow's Pasture!!!

Something about me huh...well let’s see. If you haven’t figured it out by now, I love cows. Cows are total Zen. Unless you piss them off. Then they will trample you into the dirt. Like I said, I love cows.

I have been best described as “sufficiently insane and sarcastic”. Sarcasm is my middle name. I have also been described as “bitter with a side of lime”. That too is also very true. Sarcastic, insane and bitter. Now, isn’t that a hell of a combination.

The best way to get to know me is to ask. Be direct. I don’t mind. And believe me, if I do, I’ll let you know. Speaking my mind has never been a problem. Just ask my friends.

I am me all the time. What you see is what you get. And, if you don’t like it, well....what the hell do I care? My journal. My rules. You don’t like it, I don’t care. I am Queen of this pasture and all that inhabit it and, simply put what I say goes.

So, if I haven’t scared you off by now, enjoy your time in my royal pasture. Remember that here, cows rule. Oh yeah, and be careful where you step. After all, it is a cow pasture.

I am QueenCow!!!!!!!!! Hear me moo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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