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I'm the Queen!

This has to be one of the best jokes ever!!!!!

Posted on 2007.07.20 at 13:14
Royal Mood: okayokay
So you know I had to post it!! Enjoy my cows!!! And know that your Queen loves you!!!

The punishment

One day in the future, OJ Simpson has a heart-attack and dies.
He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for
"I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on
my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so
I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here
who weren't quite as bad as you.
I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place.
I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."

OJ thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the
door to the first room.
In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water.

Ted keptdiving in, and surfacing, empty handed.
Over, and over,and over he dove in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell.

"No," OJ said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer,and I don't
think I could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the door of the next room. In it was Dick Cheney
with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks.

All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.

"No, this is no good; I've got this problem with my shoulder.
I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break
rocks all day" commented OJ.

The devil opened a third door. Through it, OJ saw Bill Clinton, lying on the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing
what she does best.

OJ looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said,"Yeah man, I can handle this."

The devil smiled and said . . . . . . . .

"OK, Monica, you're free to go."


Dawn Obrecht
jenelycam at 2007-07-20 22:24 (UTC) (Link)
aeritone at 2007-07-20 23:17 (UTC) (Link)
Oh my goodness, that was fantastic. XD
dhamonsgirl at 2007-07-20 23:33 (UTC) (Link)
LOL!! So glad you liked!!! I am friending you!! I hope you will friend me back!!!!
virtualcardsuk at 2007-07-23 17:44 (UTC) (Link)
LOL Twana, that is genius! :D


Steven x
dhamonsgirl at 2007-07-23 17:54 (UTC) (Link)
Hee hee!! I thought so too!!!!

(Anonymous) at 2008-09-26 11:32 (UTC) (Link)
Now THAT was funny! I needed a good laugh today. Thanks!
dhamonsgirl at 2008-09-26 16:40 (UTC) (Link)
I am glad that I could make you laugh!! I am sure if you look around (either now or I am sure in the future) I will be publicly posting more jokes. What can I say...I love a "bad" joke. LOL!!
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