I have noticed that I am friends of some lovely folks that I have not friended back! And for that I apologize!!
So, if you have added me to your journal please let me know here and I will more than likely add you back!!!
And as always, welcome to the herd!!!!!
For all the new people that I met during the two friending frenzies that I have attended, if you have added me and I haven't added you back yet please don't take it personal, I am just a little slow on the uptake most days. LOL!! And for those of you that I wanted to add me but asked me first and I haven't replied back yet, the answer is YES, YES, YES by all means add me!!!!!
Again I apologize for being a bit slower than normal. But in my defense I have had the world's worst sinus headache for the last three days and it doesn't seem to be letting up any. :(
So you know I had to post it!! Enjoy my cows!!! And know that your Queen loves you!!!
One day in the future, OJ Simpson has a heart-attack and dies.
He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for
"I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on
my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so
I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here
who weren't quite as bad as you.
I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place.
I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
OJ thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the
door to the first room.
In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water.
Ted keptdiving in, and surfacing, empty handed.
Over, and over,and over he dove in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell.
"No," OJ said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer,and I don't
think I could do that all day long."
The devil led him to the door of the next room. In it was Dick Cheney
with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks.
All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.
"No, this is no good; I've got this problem with my shoulder.
I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break
rocks all day" commented OJ.
The devil opened a third door. Through it, OJ saw Bill Clinton, lying on the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing
what she does best.
OJ looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said,"Yeah man, I can handle this."
The devil smiled and said . . . . . . . .
"OK, Monica, you're free to go."
I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK WHAT STATE YOU ARE IN, KEEP MY NAME OUT OF YOUR MOTHERFUCKING MOUTH!!!! THERE IS NO REASON IN THE WORLD WHY YOU SHOULD EVEN BE THINKING ABOUT ME LET ALONE SPEAKING MY NAME.
AND BY THE WAY, THE NEXT TIME YOU WANT TO MENTION MY STATUS (NOT THAT IT IS ANY OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS ANYWAY) TO SOMEONE MAKE SURE THAT THEY AREN'T TOO FUCKING STUPID TO MENTION THAT THEY HEARD IT FROM YOU.
Are any of you going to October Crown this weekend?
You added me to your journal but I have no clue who you are. I noticed that we went to the same high school but you graduated well before me.
Can you tell me a little about yourself? I have no problem adding you but I need to know a little something about ya!!
Anybody going to March Crown?