Queen Cow's Royal Pasture

I have noticed that I am friends of some lovely folks that I have not friended back! And for that I apologize!!

So, if you have added me to your journal please let me know here and I will more than likely add you back!!!

And as always, welcome to the herd!!!!!

For all the new people that I met during the two friending frenzies that I have attended, if you have added me and I haven't added you back yet please don't take it personal, I am just a little slow on the uptake most days. LOL!! And for those of you that I wanted to add me but asked me first and I haven't replied back yet, the answer is YES, YES, YES by all means add me!!!!!

Again I apologize for being a bit slower than normal. But in my defense I have had the world's worst sinus headache for the last three days and it doesn't seem to be letting up any. :(

So you know I had to post it!! Enjoy my cows!!! And know that your Queen loves you!!!

The punishment

One day in the future, OJ Simpson has a heart-attack and dies.
He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for
him.
"I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on
my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so
I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here
who weren't quite as bad as you.
I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place.
I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."

OJ thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the
door to the first room.
In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water.

Ted keptdiving in, and surfacing, empty handed.
Over, and over,and over he dove in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell.

"No," OJ said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer,and I don't
think I could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the door of the next room. In it was Dick Cheney
with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks.

All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.

"No, this is no good; I've got this problem with my shoulder.
I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break
rocks all day" commented OJ.

The devil opened a third door. Through it, OJ saw Bill Clinton, lying on the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing
what she does best.

OJ looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said,"Yeah man, I can handle this."

The devil smiled and said . . . . . . . .

"OK, Monica, you're free to go."

I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK WHAT STATE YOU ARE IN, KEEP MY NAME OUT OF YOUR MOTHERFUCKING MOUTH!!!! THERE IS NO REASON IN THE WORLD WHY YOU SHOULD EVEN BE THINKING ABOUT ME LET ALONE SPEAKING MY NAME.

AND BY THE WAY, THE NEXT TIME YOU WANT TO MENTION MY STATUS (NOT THAT IT IS ANY OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS ANYWAY) TO SOMEONE MAKE SURE THAT THEY AREN'T TOO FUCKING STUPID TO MENTION THAT THEY HEARD IT FROM YOU.

Are any of you going to October Crown this weekend?

You added me to your journal but I have no clue who you are. I noticed that we went to the same high school but you graduated well before me.

Can you tell me a little about yourself? I have no problem adding you but I need to know a little something about ya!!

Anybody going to March Crown?

"ACHTUNG!

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Just an FYI this journal is now friends only (thanks to the help of the ever wonderful Carmen) so if you want to be added lemme know!!

Life is like a juggling act.

Certain balls such as family, friends, love, etc are made of glass and are very fragile. When dropped these balls will chip, crack and eventually shatter.

Other balls are made of rubber such as work, hobbies, money, etc. These, when dropped, will bounce back and are much more easy to replace. Unlike the glass ones when once broken, cannot be fixed or replaced.

There are points in our lives where we try to juggle too many balls and the important ones, the glass ones, get dropped way too often because we are so wrapped up in the rubber ones. And sometimes the glass ones shatter without us even realizing it until it too late.

It is at that point that we need to stop and take a look at what we are trying to juggle and remember which balls mean the most to us.

Take care of the glass ones because once they break they are gone from us forever. But rubber will eventually bounce back.

Some things are just too good to post just once. And in recent events...they seem very appropriate.

Life is like a juggling act.

Certain balls such as family, friends, love, etc are made of glass and are very fragile. When dropped these balls will chip, crack and eventually shatter.

Other balls are made of rubber such as work, hobbies, money, etc. These, when dropped, will bounce back and are much more easy to replace. Unlike the glass ones when once broken, cannot be fixed or replaced.

There are points in our lives where we try to juggle too many balls and the important ones, the glass ones, get dropped way too often because we are so wrapped up in the rubber ones. And sometimes the glass ones shatter without us even realizing it until it too late.

It is at that point that we need to stop and take a look at what we are trying to juggle and remember which balls mean the most to us.

Take care of the glass ones because once they break they are gone from us forever. But rubber will eventually bounce back.

I have drank about 5 or 6 shots of Vodka (lemon drops) with the beautiful Carmen in an hour (we think??). *laughs* So yeah, I am pretty far gone. Please forgive my fuckked up typing. LOL Shit, after the week I have had I deserve to be good and fucking drunk. Let's put it this way I have been drunk since I got home from work on Friday and today is what? Saturday? One more day to go!! Do I plan on being drunk tomorrow? Do I ever plan on being drunk? Every time Carmen and I get together someone ends up drunk. Never fails. But its all good though!!

My co-worker has been on her honeymoon and left me with a dumb ass temp. She spilled coffee on her keyboard (and as I later found out the mouse was fukking snorkling in the coffee) and could not understand why I was pissy when the computer was not working right. Yeah, I know I shoulda fucking stabbed her but I was too busy to plan her death. But trust in the fact that I am working on it. Now for a place to stash the body. Hmmm...

Carmen pegged me best by calling me (and I quote) "Bitter with a side of lime". Hell fucking yeah. Gonna shit put on a shirt and wear it with pride.

Oh yeah, can't forget to mention that we went to the mall and actually nothing out of the ordinary happened. That is until we got into the car on the way home from Starbucks. At that point, as we were driving home, Carmen screamed for all mighty hell and slammed on the breaks of her car. Of course I was in the passenger seat with all the coffee. Coffee, whippped cream and me all went flying into the dash. Two coffees and 1/2 coffees survived.. I however ended up covered in in cream, ice and coffee. Turns out, she got stung by some unknown bug (she is fine by the way) and kinda freaked out a bit (perfectely understandable).

I have to go now...Vic is ready to go home and if I don't move I never will.

Time to stagger my drunk ass back home.

Much love to you all...

Marronex I bet my hangover will be less than yours!! Love you!!

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you are hotpink #FF69B4

Your dominant hues are red and magenta. You love doing your own thing and going on your own adventures, but there are close friends you know you just can't leave behind. You can influence others on days when you're patient, but most times you just want to go out, have fun, and do your own thing. Your saturation level is medium - You're not the most decisive go-getter, but you can get a job done when it's required of you. You probably don't think the world can change for you and don't want to spend too much effort trying to force it. Your outlook on life is very bright. You are sunny and optimistic about life and others find it very encouraging, but remember to tone it down if you sense irritation.

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Yeah I know that I have not been around for a really long time. But I have been so fucking busy it has been insane!!! But not to worry all, I am alive and bitching!!! LOL!!

Well, I just got back from watching Van Helsing with Vic (my darling other half), Carmen and Rob. It was actually a really cool movie. The graphics fucking rocked and the main characters weren't hard on the eyes. LOL! I seriously recommend it.

Anyhoo, I just wanted to drop a line and let you all know that I still exisit!

I hope that everyone is having an awsome weekend!!!! Much love to you all!!!

You're a Harp!


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What makes this so funny for me is the fact that Harpe is my (soon to be) mother-in-laws maiden name!! Guess I was destined to be part of the family after all! LMAO!!!

First and foremost, I must apologize for being terrible about keeping this thing updated like I should. So, I am sorry, but I am back now.
I have been out the last couple of days with a stomach flu but I am feeling much better now. Well, with the exception of serious allergies. *sneezes* But other than that...I feel great.
I am starting to like Vic's hair more and more everytime I see it. It was a huge change for him but I think he it is starting to grow on him. Besides in six months it'll be back to a nice shaggy length once again.

And now, something to make you all laugh...(for all Federal Government Employees I apologize for any offense)

These are actual quotes taken from Federal Government employee performance evaluations (I am only going to list a few):

"Since my last report, this employee has reached rock-bottom and has started to dig."

"I would not allow this employee to breed."

"He would argue with a signpost."

"Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train aint coming."

"It's hard to believe that he beat off 1,000,000 other sperm."

"Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled."

LOL!! Enjoy and have a wonderful day!!!

Vic cut his hair. I like it. I think. I am not sure. (For those who don't know he had long blond hair. It hung past his shoulders.) We had talked about him cutting it but nothing ever came of it. And now it is short. I mean SHORT. *sigh* It will just take some time to get used to it I am sure. Yesterday was just a bit of a shock.

Anyways, today is Friday which means two whole days away from all of the hustle and bustle of everyday crap!!

I hope you all have a fantastic weekend!!!

Kayti...I hope you feel better darlin'! My cows and I send all of our love and support out to you! Much love to you!!

Marronex, watch out for those hangovers!!!! (Drinks are on me!!!) ;)

Until next time.....Party hard, party safe, and party often!!!